Romanian Randy

To suck dick in exchange for a Volkswagen Golf (2004)

Boy 1: Got meself a Volkswagen Golf, 2004, yesterday. Hatta give the dealer a Romanian Randy in the back alley, but what's 5 minutes, y'know?
Boy 2: Please, sir, there are other people waiting in line.

by mkpk January 17, 2020

Randy Durham

Someone who has a serious case of Down's Syndrome

Your tape is not working to cover up your Randy Durham face.

by rebound23 March 13, 2019

Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023

Randi-ism

Used to describe the action of a person (aka Randi) looking for validation from another person asking them out on a date, but Randi will never actually go on the date, their pleasure comes from being asked out.

Randi's tend to never make solid plans or ghost right before a date, never to be heard from again after weeks or even months of frequent communication. Randi's will end up alone.

Common Randi traits are:
-posts heavily filtered images on social media daily
-frequent non-stop texting
-delusions of grandeur
-unreasonable desires or expectations of a partner

Jamie realized they were a victim of Randi-ism when Quinn stopped texting the day before their date after months of daily conversation.

by Zinweetie January 25, 2023

Randy special

When randy throws u in the back of his 80 then gives u the pounding of your life

The 80s ugly but I still got a randy special

by Yoguy February 9, 2018

Randy cunt

A sly dyke with a wet cunt wanting to fuck

I saw this bitch today and she wanted "the puss" so bad I said to my mate.... fuck! She's a Randy Cunt"

by Fazza January 18, 2018

randy fish

A women with overly active sexual desires but repells most men with her poor personal hygiene.

I was being chased by a really Randy fish last night.

by PvcPete April 16, 2016