penis

My favorite thing to play with.

Best place to put it in is a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes an anus
I'm bored, I think I'm going to go play with my penis!

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...
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PENIS

A male body part where expired milk comes from
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Penis

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Peni

There were a lot of Asian peni at the Bodies exhibit
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Penis

A mans organ that may be the only reason his girlfriend is keeping him around
His penis is really the only reason I keep him around... the sex is amazing.
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Penis

A very fun, floppy part of the male body that is often used as a toy.
Wow, that penis is so big! I bet it will be even more fun than the last one I played with!
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Something you stick inside women or a guy if you’re a faggot
I stuck my penis in Her/his ass,pussy,mouth,ear,nose,
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