German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.

Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."

by karorom July 11, 2020

german curse

Having a penis that may only be five to six inches in length but is thick as a beer can.

I couldn't get my hand around it. He's got the the german curse.

by ScottyZ December 8, 2006

german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.

Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.

by Poondog June 24, 2015

German helicopter

during sex the male lays on his back as the female(or male it depens what your into)sits on the tip of the penis and slides up and down down in a circle

my boyfriend did the german helicopter

oooo you so lucky

by sweatyandready September 2, 2010

German Omelet

Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.

Circle Jerk Omelet, Cum Cake, German Omelet

by ember69 August 3, 2010

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

german pushup

When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.

I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.

by the pappy April 24, 2008