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Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.
Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!
by RachRiot July 18, 2011
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Breaking Dawn

1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire
Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.
by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009
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Break the Wind

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.
Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.
by Zimfast May 15, 2013
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Break Hearts

There's a social situation and everyone wants to do something, but nobody wants to be the first person. The first person that does so is breaking hearts.
Derived from the card game Hearts.
Everyone wanted some candy from the communal bowl, but we were all waiting until someone else would break hearts.
by jeeneeus October 11, 2009
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break up

when a guy and a girl decide not to continue dating or 'going out'
she had a bad break up with her boyfriend


they broke up last week
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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off the break

The state in which a game of Tournament Paintball is started. Normally , the state of "off the break" happens after a 10 second call.
At THE GPL Tournament series, I shot 2 people, OFF THE BREAK.
by Gabe Fletcher December 21, 2007
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Thems the breaks

I fucked up and tried to fix it but everyones left my Party, getting kicked out your job at the worst time for anyone else to pick up the torch.
“I know that there will be many people who are relieved, and perhaps quite a few who will also be disappointed.

“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”
by Fellowkids July 7, 2022
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