hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.
jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
by cerealkilla May 26, 2006
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Fuck Hog

To keep someone to yourself through the act of coitus.
Josh is such a Fuck Hog. I haven't seen Amanda for days.
by Jamandosh February 14, 2011
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Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.
Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.
by Jades5150 January 20, 2018
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Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe
"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee July 17, 2008
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Hog Roast

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
by Tictac21 November 04, 2019
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hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know
Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!
by masterdink March 14, 2022
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