A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.
by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022
Get the Vacuum beastmug. by Doodles is Hung October 19, 2019
Get the Hung Beastmug. Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything
Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast
Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today
Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese
Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast
Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today
Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese
by KawaSawa March 14, 2012
Get the Beast Feastmug. (beastius arcanus)
Usually seen among the millions of people running around in Halo 3, the Arcane Beast can be distinguished by the purple stripes and patches it has strewn across its gray body and the large, sword-shaped protrusion on its back. The Arcane Beast, though usually a docile creature, may become aggravated and attack if provoked. (Common provocation methods include, but are not limited to, talking crap about his mother, teabagging and posting things on the internet to intentionally mess with him.)
Usually seen among the millions of people running around in Halo 3, the Arcane Beast can be distinguished by the purple stripes and patches it has strewn across its gray body and the large, sword-shaped protrusion on its back. The Arcane Beast, though usually a docile creature, may become aggravated and attack if provoked. (Common provocation methods include, but are not limited to, talking crap about his mother, teabagging and posting things on the internet to intentionally mess with him.)
by the eNeME February 8, 2008
Get the Arcane Beastmug. Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020
Get the jingle beastmug. the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
Get the beast protectormug. by Horny god December 5, 2020
Get the cum beastmug.