1/2 weeb

So, you like anime, huh? But you don’t want to be a weeb like the others? Well, this is how you would be. You would just watch anime and say how much you like it. None of this “sugoi” bullshit. Just liking Japanese cartoons, and yes, maybe even enjoying yourself to a wank when you watch it!

I thought he was obsessed with anime, but i guess he is not. Turns out he is a 1/2 weeb.

by Amiiboman September 11, 2019

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 24, 2022

2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

by Dale Wolf December 22, 2022

2 for 1 special

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend

Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021

1-2-3 handshake

A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.

The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

by bluestinger66 August 17, 2023