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1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
mugGet the 1, 2, and 3 woodsmug.

1/2/3/4

the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift
I finally reached the 1/2/3/4 milestone!
by blue42343 August 4, 2022
mugGet the 1/2/3/4mug.

1-2-3 Mayweather

That guy is so hot. I wouldnt mind giving him a 1-2-3 Mayweather
by Conqueeftador December 31, 2023
mugGet the 1-2-3 Mayweathermug.

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment
Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top
by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023
mugGet the 2 bears 1 cavemug.

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
mugGet the 1/2 STROKESmug.

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