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crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the comand'r October 27, 2014
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Never end

When there is no end or closure. No answer, no solution, but it will never be over.

Can describe a positive or negative experience or occurrence.

Usually describes something that is so profound that it doesn't end.
Their love for each other will never end. Like the never ending story
by Theneverendingstory November 1, 2013
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end zone

Noun - place fictional

last moments before you break up with your girl/boy friend. Comes from the change in mood and has history to many different breakups and the comments made by the people after these breakups.

Can be not related to love and mean the moment that changes you life forever.
Stu plucked up the courage and entered the end zone "i like you better as a friend"

Joe reached a crossroads either lie or come clean this was the end zone.
by shadow_fox April 11, 2005
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Bell End

The West Stand of the City of Manchester Stadium - named after former Manchester City player Colin Bell
by Mike F November 13, 2003
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Open-ended

In poker, four cards in a row that need either one higher or lower to complete a straight. (_,6,7,8,9,_)

Opposite of gut-shot (four out of five cards in a row that are missing the center number).

Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight. Gut-shots are less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you.
I was chip leader and open-ended. I didn't want the guy to double up, but he was like all-in with the blind, so I called it and caught the 5 on the river. Busted his pocket rockets.
by Coell December 28, 2005
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End Of Fashion

pretty much the most awesome Australian band ever. yes, ever better than russel crowes shitty band, as if that was a hard feat. anyway, they rock the Casbah. their self-titled debut is a fantastic go at power pop rock music. the lead singer's voice is a force to be reckoned with.
With catchy tunes like "She's Love" "O Yeah" and "THe Game" the band's popularity is sure to catch fire in the U.S sooner than later.
M: I really like End Of Fashion's Album
A: really?
M: yep
by Mandy May 15, 2006
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Never Ending

When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.
Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.
by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009
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