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Odd job

When you hit a vape and a dab pen at the same time
Hey man did you just do an odd job?

Yeah dude
by Johnny 6987 August 30, 2022
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Job

Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.
Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
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Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.
Wow rob gave me a great snot job
by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024
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thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.
by Bakerson August 18, 2022
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Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.
I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
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Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.
Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.
by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025
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