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Simp bait

When a woman (usually a drop dead gorgeous one) makes a post online in a way that makes desperate men respond to her in order to stroke her ego.
Lauren posted up a picture of her in a bikini saying, "No man wants to date her." And before you know it, she got a thousand likes and comments from men within the hour. Talk about simp bait.
by Your Boy Pat September 15, 2024
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SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024
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by chipsonium October 20, 2024
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Simp magnet

A male / female character in a piece of media that is usually associated with fans that often behave in a salty, defensive, aggressive, and commonly sexual way it almost reminds one to be that of a simp.

Usually a minor and vocal part of a fandom surrounding a character, they'll defend the character with all of its might by attacking other characters and sometimes leveling the character higher than most of that series, despite not having that deep plot as claimed or is based on looks.

It can also be applied in real life to people often attracting that particular group went through mainly or pretty much female twitch streamers.
Rosalina from the Super Mario and Link from the Legend of Zelda series is an example of a simp magnetic.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? November 11, 2024
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a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her
the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her
by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024
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PUSSY ASS SIMP

WHEN YOUR HOMIE BUYS HIS SAME OUTFIT TO HIS HOE
PUSSY ASS SIMP GIO JUST POSTED A STORY WEARING THE SAME SHIT AS HIS GIRL MANNNN
by oakleymaster November 23, 2024
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Damn she fine and she does these crazy things on (insert nsfw site here) let me send you a link”

*Friend looks at spicy content*

“My guy this stuff is basic there’s nothing crazy…you’re just being a simp”
by NilesBándido December 12, 2024
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