Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

Also known as Kareem

Kareem is a simp

by 0pticb3ast September 9, 2020

Simp

Short for Simpleton.

Noun

A foolish or gullible person.

Keith is such a simp, he couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.

Stop looking at me like a simp!

by liedown March 4, 2021

Simp

Another word for Ruben Foster

Person A: Yo What does simp mean?
Person B: Oh its a Synonym for Ruben Foster

by ftmBoichetti February 12, 2020

simp

that one song from phineas and ferb, also known as squirrels in my pants

“SIMP squirrels in my pants!”

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Simp

papakuroh (aka yatana)

Pap is a SIMP lol

by Bugs on wheels November 5, 2020

simp

literally gage

gage is a fuckin simp

by dorraea February 1, 2020