Simp

Anyone who drives a 2014 jeep srt wk2 hellcat block 1000hp fridge.

G-gooso the simp didn’t want to drive because gas is too expensive

by Smokeyv12 June 5, 2021

Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

Simp

Kerrington Morris

Kerrington Morris is the biggest simp ever.

by Thatniggawhobeclowninu February 21, 2020

Simp

A man that is usually named Eliott

Eliott is a simp

by Chay ❤️ July 15, 2021

simp

S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player

Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.

by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021

simp

the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives

He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"

by dezzadk November 12, 2022

Simp Fatigue

A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.

Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:

•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content

I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!

Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?

That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!

by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025