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Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
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Tits

Something that men fantasize all day and all night.
Nate is so fond of tits that he dreams of different shapes of tits every night when he goes to bed.
by rapiding February 15, 2017
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Tit

When you become of age you get to be a tit!
by Bazinga0315 October 7, 2018
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Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.
Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)
by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021
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Tequila tits

A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.

When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
by JL Brooks November 17, 2020
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tits

person: i love tits
person 2: same
by cooochiedestroyer123 December 19, 2021
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Æske Tits

Unknown Origin.
It is said to be a more refined version of Essketit
Has been cleverly translated to "Tits in a box"
Intelligent man 1: Æske Tits!
Intelligent man 2: Æske Tiits!?!?
by Skinken August 20, 2018
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