Chris the SIMP literally washes the floor before his new gf walks it, then smells her ass as she walks by.
by anonymous September 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)
by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.
by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022
Get the SIMPmug. by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An incredibly misused word stemming from black Twitter that became mainstream in early 2020.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
wrong examples
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
by whoreboys September 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug.