dick flipping

the act of owning one is halo with a hologram, or flipping ones dick, without a warning.

Jon: dude i just flipped your dick!
Feras: dick flipping shit!

by tamerthelame November 8, 2010

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

Dick Destitute

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

Cuddle Dick

When a male cuddles with an attractive person and it causes them to get a boner.

We can cuddle but only if you promise not to get cuddle dick.
I make no promises

by TheManipulator August 20, 2014

dinosaur dick

A huge penis which is used to crush open a women's anal cavatie and rip her stomach open

She was ripped open with my Dinosaur dick

by fcboi4673 February 15, 2018

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..

by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019