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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
mugGet the Meat axemug.

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.
Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!
by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023
mugGet the Meat Karenmug.

Sweet Meat

When a nigga form the streets loves u or care about he can give u the sweet meat ... Thug passion make love to you
He a good person form the streets i know he got dat sweet meat
by Greg Mosby November 16, 2022
mugGet the Sweet Meatmug.

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus
i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking
by fapper20 May 4, 2009
mugGet the meat seekingmug.

Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022
mugGet the Meat Browniemug.

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
mugGet the Minced meatmug.

meat recker

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.
when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.
by TMR,nj October 7, 2008
mugGet the meat reckermug.

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