God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 07, 2023
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goody god shoes

A person who is dedicated to God at school or in life; rejects rebellion for God
You are a goody god shoes
by Calgar.yyy September 20, 2022
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the mirror god

Wow, Mateo really is the mirror god ! His mirror pics always slay !
by mewo rawr September 13, 2022
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lord of god

It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god
U in a car shirtless now that’s a lord of god
by Lordy Jesus November 05, 2017
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homo-god

Homo-god

a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
In a valley girl voice "homo-god John Barrowman is sex on legs, too bad he doesn't swing our way"
by 87icegirl September 12, 2011
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Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail
“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god
by Metroowantssomemore December 30, 2023
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Truly Humbled Under God

According to the lawyer of Young THUG, the word thug does not mean what it might appear. Young Thug once came upon the realization that if he had managed to make it out of the constant cycle of hopelessness and sadness which is the "trenches", he would be "Truly Humbled Under God". That's why THUG, means Truly Humbled Under God, rather than someone who is thuggin' that shit out in the streets.
Person 1: Yo dude look its young THUG, i guess he really is a young thug

Person 2: Nah u dumb fuck, that's Young Truly Humbled Under God, what r u even on?
by _OSMANCKM_ December 04, 2023
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