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Sock babies

When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.
Goddammit John, stop leaving your socks on the floor. I'm tired of picking up your sock babies.
by Horseatincorn October 18, 2014
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Spaceship Baby

A woman who has no apparent ethnicity. Since an ethnicity can not be determined, one is to assume that the woman was born on a spaceship.
There is no geographical location on earth that produces woman that look like her, she is clearly a spaceship baby.
by ArnoldsMind November 5, 2014
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Milk Babies

She does have those milk babies
by Kenshin11212 January 26, 2015
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Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My babyโ€™s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.
Baby wipes are the answers to life
by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019
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Daddy and baby

Male and female lovers
Boyfriends and girlfriend
Husband and wife
All usually fairly kinky ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ if they say it to each other but the girlfriend or wife or just fuck buddy calls her boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy daddy๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜ and the boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy calls his girlfriend or wife or fuck buddy baby ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ because her boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy is her daddy ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
by 42069dudeeess December 26, 2019
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Cheese Baby

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter
After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.
by Cheese baby January 3, 2018
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Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.
Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.
by jessicaisabitch November 20, 2011
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