Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

Middlest

intermediate in rank, quality, or ability. In between the oldest and the youngest

"I have 2 siblings, one of them is older than me and the other is younger. Looks like I'm the middlest."

by Ravioli_Cockroach February 11, 2019

MIddlelaner

A person who drives in the middle lane because they are afraid of the people merging in the slow lane and are afraid of driving in the fast lane. Probably shouldn’t even be on the interstate to begin with.

That middlelaner is afraid of everything on the road.

by sherman40336 July 15, 2019

Middleton

Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.

Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.

The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.

Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.

Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Verb - I Middleton you

Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.

by Ronald-X February 29, 2020

Middlerer

When something is more to the middle than it previously was.

Put the plate middlerer on the table.

by horsecunilingus March 2, 2020

Middleton

Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes

The black man shagged middleton

by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020

Middleweight

Not a lightweight. But not a heavyweight either. You’re a fucking normal alcoholic drinker.

“You’re a lightweight..”

“No, I’m a middleweight”

by Annaball21 May 26, 2020