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John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.
by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021
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John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...
He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...
by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021
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John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.
John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
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John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.
John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
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John

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John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.
"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"
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William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.
by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021
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