d on lock

D (dick) on lock. Keeping a very close eye on your man. Always looking to see if he's cheating to try to prevent him from being with another.

He is fine af but his girl got that d on lock.

by AJ Banana Puddin' June 16, 2017

proper d

When the length of the dick allows for both of the partner's hands to grasp the shaft, and leave enough left over for the head to peak out.

"I was able to get both of my hands around it and then some!" . "He is working with a Proper D!...unlike Kurtis' baby d".

by FATJESUSBITCH June 29, 2017

B-D smile xd

Rotfotze is shit

wg? - B-D smile xd

by pupsle June 30, 2017

The 5 D's

A term used to describe 5 types of quests, which make a bulk of quests in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games):

1.) Destroy
2.) Deliver
3.) Discover
4.) Defend
5.) Drop

"Nobody is saying abandon the 5 D's, but you can add each quest an individual flavour.."

by Lokosicek June 30, 2017

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

Valar D

Some rando... he aight.

Also someone's daddy. Possibly Uncle. Possibly grandpa. ........ He gets around.

One day I was talking to Valar D, and he told me about his family. It sounded like a Jerry Springer episode.

by toastie724 November 18, 2017

d-pology

a boyfriend's way of apologizing with dick, i.e SEX

Charlie felt bad about being late to my party, but his d-pology made me forget I was ever mad to begin with

by eatingboys November 27, 2017