cup test

The act of putting on a new athletic cup and letting your friends hit it to make sure it works.

I just got a new athletic cup yesterday, Ben and Derek are coming over for a cup test tomorrow

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013

semester test exemptions

The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.

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by Iamexempt December 19, 2013

gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?

Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?

by Gal Friday January 11, 2014

69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.

Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.

by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014

mind test

It usually occurs when you are trying to expose someone's inability to perform a certain action because you are already aware that he/she can't get it right.

You are giving a mind test when you give a flimsy excuse and ask someone that has never driven a car to take your car key and drive you back home.You have already known the answer before asking that person to drive you home.

by Zezino March 2, 2014

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014