Tie-dye poop 

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.

The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen

Tie-dye poop by Bouch March 2, 2005

Beer Poop 

As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.

To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.

Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.

Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.

Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.

Beer Poop by Macauley Whiting, Trinity Class of '03? 04?...06? 09er? January 30, 2005

Chinese poop 

Shit tiny rice-pellet-sized chunks

I'm going to make a Chinese poop.
What? A Chinese poop?
Yes a rice pellet poo.

Chinese poop by ANON-T February 9, 2012

After Poop 

"After poop" is the feeling of refreshment or feeling happy after you pinched a grande poo It was thought of by the ex blogger, adamaldhanki in may of 2008

"I just took a four pound dump. Try to imagine how great the after poop is."

After Poop by heythereitskeith August 16, 2011

Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.

Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.

Snowman Poop by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009

Survivor Poop 

When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.

I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!

Survivor Poop by aspacelot September 10, 2010

robot poop 

When your poop comes out very easily, quickly, and cleanly; so clean you don't even have to wipe. Usually a surprisingly large amount. So efficient that you feel that you are part bionic. It is as if you are a robot and pressed the "eject" button on your waste receptacle.

terminator turd bionic butthole fast feces

-"Wow, that was fast. I thought you had to drop a deuce."

-"Yeah, it was a robot poop."

robot poop by I'm a robot May 27, 2012