Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.
by anonymous November 30, 2020
Get the ethan greenmug. The Legend of the West Greene Wanker
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
Get the The West Greene Wankermug. A Good Favor, something you can do to help a homie out, a favor that they're good for, not to be confused with greenie favor which refers to weed and money
by SwellyLife September 11, 2010
Get the Green favormug. Where you smoke weed everyday for a month
by Hasdfjf December 16, 2018
Get the Green monthmug. the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
Get the Green Light Goosemug. 
by expl0itz January 18, 2023
Get the Green Dioticmug.