Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 26, 2018

John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 24, 2021

john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going

john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.

by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441

John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.

by Hunoid January 26, 2022

bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual

liltheestallion is a bisexual john

by sometimes.jonas August 12, 2023

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 2, 2017