Emilys Tits

Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big
by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022
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Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"
by Madness as a boy June 01, 2017
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Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red
by Brookis1999 August 16, 2015
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Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015
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Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped
damn look at her Lazer Tits
by Brielle & Sara May 12, 2011
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Honey Tits

Tits so deliciously perfect that you are compelled to suck them.
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.

Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
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Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
by Eric shin May 02, 2020
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