Moffitt

Moffitt , when a person sells weekly tickets for local charities but then uses the money for a side by side

That guy just “Moffitt” all my money for fuck sake , let’s get the bastard Andrew , John and Kevin

by CNDR Ramrod Ironbender October 7, 2022

maffick

maffick that one goth dude who fishes in his free time and cant stop listening to depeche mode

whose that one goth nerd looking at the fish tank? oh that's maffick

by AnkhFish October 13, 2022

meffie heffie

A person who is unfiltered, cloudy, and worthless tramp

Come here ol' meffie heffie

by Betitup81181 March 2, 2023

mueffing

when yu queef out your mouth

i just be mueffing

by anxnfr March 6, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023