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Khris Middleton

Some wack ass weed, named after NBA player, Khris Middleton.
Man, this ain’t no za, this smell like some khris middleton.

This shit ain’t doing nothing! Bruh served me some Khris Middleton.
by Lil Ron Artest June 5, 2022
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Middletown Maryland

White people but close together, the schools are dogshit but the kids happen to get good scores on tests. There's also a lot of farms for some reason and despite the people who live in the downtown area, its largely white supremacists. There's 3 or 4 Asian families at the time of writing and I think 2-4 black families. There's only 2 good places in Middletown and that's LDS and Memorial Park.
by Howlhusky December 2, 2020
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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Middlel

To pull a middlel; that is, to act like an asshole.
Dude, you totally just pulled a middlel.
by Izlude November 15, 2003
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middletimers

When someone between the ages of 25-39 have a loss of memory after paying close attention to detail. It also means forgetting important information like their name that may takev19 seconds to remember.
I forgot the year my children were born, I must have middletimers.
by N'MOSHAE October 10, 2015
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Middlebrooke

A rather large middle school located in the center of Wilton, Connecticut. Middlebrooke is populated mostly of stuck up rich kids that belong to country clubs and teachers that wish they were as rich as their students. The school does not possess a uniform, however basically all of the students wear the exact same fucking thing.

The principal of the school is Maria Coleman, but she's super hot so everybody just wants to fuck her. It is not uncommon to find fat 7th graders jerking off to pictures of her in the bathroom. Coleman has dealt with her distracting sexiness by sending far less attractive people to enforce the bizarre Middlebrooke rules.

Mrs. Cuarez is not be of these individuals. She is an asshole. Dr. Leanard was another one of these people. But he had gay sex with one of the students in a Macy's parking lot, and now he's not here anymore.

The cafeteria food in Middlebrooke is the equivalent of reaching up your ass, pulling out the first thing you touch and shoving it down your throat. It either tastes like plastic, dog shit, human flesh, or all of them at the same time. It is unclear why the rich kids of Middlebrooke stand for such a horrifying cuisine.

The walls in the bathrooms/lockerooms in Middlebrooke are covered with crude drawings of the human anatomy, specifically dicks. Janitors are frequently spotted in the bathrooms/lockerooms attempting to remove the penises from the walls, but it is no use, as there will only be more tomorrow.
Wiltonian Middlebrooke student: " Great I just drew the 789th dick in the boy's lockeroom."

Student from another school: "You must go to Middlebrooke."
by noelthenarwhal June 7, 2016
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middlebun

The most badass mother fucker ever of all time you can't compare he wins everything king of kings when with his homies
Hey middlebun what's up
by BDKBATMAN June 2, 2017
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