James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.

I wish I had a James-John here tonight!

by James-John September 15, 2018

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poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare

by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020

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James

A womanizer and a racist that Hates women. He is a funny guy that knows how to have a good time. Don't let him near your mom "young gravy is his idle". He is either really hairy or bald. He loves food. Sometimes he acts gay with his homies.

Hey I saw your mom with some guy last night who was that. Oh thats just James

by Thefamedjames September 18, 2022

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Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

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James

He always is up and ready for the day. When he is a child he loves the outdoors and never goes inside. If you tell him to go inside he will cry. When he is a teen he will be on video games all day and will never go out. When he is a adult he will love both he will be a nice man to be friends with.

Be nice to James

by Emu99 May 28, 2022

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