Park Ridge High School 

Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.

"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"

"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"

"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."

Park Ridge High School by Chai <3 April 18, 2005

Holy Cross High School 

A piece of shit private school in Waterbury, CT that is full of either stuck-up rich pussies or kids who are only there because their parents make them. The kids there think that they're hardcore for smoking weed once or twice a year, and have no idea about anything crazier than getting drunk.

Holy Cross High School Kid: Hey, I'm really cool. Last year, i stole one of my parents beer cans and me and 5 of my friends got so wasted.

Normal Kid: You're actually a fucking pussy.

Holy Cross High School by x BL0WiNL04DZ x December 23, 2009

Rosemead High School 

A terrific school in the area of Rosemead, part of the El Monte Union High School District. It consists of 56% Hispanic, 35% Asian, 7% Caucasian, and 2% other ethnicities. Students are accepted into many great universities such as Berkeley, UClA, and UCSD. A graduate from 2007 was also accepted into Stanford. The school's Academic Decathlon team has outstanding scores and scored the highest in district history. Rosemead's choirs are also very outstanding, directed by the terrific Mrs. Ruth Gray. The A Cappella Choir goes to the Heritage Festival every year and achieved very high scores.

The Athletic teams of Rosemead High show outstanding sportsmanship during competitions and all are proud to be representing Rosemead High. They have won many league races. Overall, anyone that goes to Rosemead High should be very proud to be a panther!

Oh man, you go to Rosemead? I'm so envious!

Who would want to go to Arroyo? I'd rather go to Rosemead High School!

Rosemead High School by jay.kay.xD April 10, 2009

Sammamish high school 

Sammamish high school is located in Bellevue by Lake Hills. Sammamish is known for there amazing basketball team and sexy colors. Sammamish is the "ghetto" high school of bellevue, but is truly the best. All the people that go there are super chill.There rivals are snobby IB school, Interlake high school.

Sammamish high school is the best. Go Totems!

Sammamish high school by ILoveFatCats101 May 24, 2011

San Pasqual High School 

San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.

The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.

Juan: What school do you go to?

Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.

Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?

Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?

Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?

San Pasqual High School by DanNguyen69 August 14, 2011

Lake Oswego High School 

A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%

Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?

Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic

That sounds fucking homo

Yea it was bro, it was

Lake Oswego High School by comeonidontcarewhatthenameis January 5, 2011

Albemarle High School

A beast school in Charlottesville, VA that holds a track world record and is otherwise generally awesome. Abbreviated AHS.

Look it up on Wikipedia for more info.

"Dude, you go to Albemarle High School? That's tight!"

"Yea, where do you go?"

"...Monticello..."

"HAHAHA"

Albemarle High School by ahsdude July 9, 2009