ass witch

When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch.

My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last night.

by MegaAssWitched April 6, 2005

ass crime

The act of rubbing hard or scratching the area just above the tail of a dog.
Note that ass crime enjoyment increases with the age of the dog

You love your ass crime don't you Scoobs!

by Mark Asbell September 21, 2005

Ass Chamber

Any place you know you'll stay for a while in a small closed space and then you let out a fart that you could'nt wait that long to hold so you let it go and then it stays and lingers for anyone around you that will have to suffer in a your ass chanber with you!

Elevators are common to be a ass chamber! "What are you running to the bathroom for?" "Someone has put us in a ass chamber at the office meeting!"

by Little Gogo Kitty April 16, 2009

Afro Ass

When your asshole has a ton of pubic hair that forms an afro when you spread apart your ass cheeks.

I was walking into the hotel room when an Indian spread apart his cheeks and I saw his afro ass

-True Story-

by Justin Jappey February 26, 2009

argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

Willum Ass

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.

Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.

by George January 19, 2005