ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

Mom

A mother is a kind, wonderful, beautiful, awesome person. She loves you to the moon and back. Everyone loves a Mom.

Hey Mom I love you

by Winnieozzie06 January 7, 2018

Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.

"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."

by Soterius June 5, 2018

ur mom

ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

stank mom

One who is a mom and who also is stank.

Beyonce is a stank mom.

-Ava

by stankmom February 1, 2017

ur mom gay

its something a person says when he/she wants to insult ur mother.

example:

-i cant go.
-why
mom told me i cant
-UR MOM GAY

by shrek1337 2.0 November 29, 2017