Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy

by tearbrush July 24, 2022

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

guy liner

A condom is “guy liner” like litter liner because it lines the penis.

I was ready to hook-up so I put on my guy liner.

by SiLaura April 13, 2021

I’m with the guys

Code word for “I’m with my friends leave me alone”

Girlfriend: How’s your day going?
Boyfriend: Good, I’m with the guys

by @yafamgirlsam March 9, 2019

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

I just tried to make you guys laugh

The thing that attention seeking girls say when nobody thinks their joke is funny. Mostly seen in YouTube comment sections and are most likely an anime pfp

Attention seeking girl: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to XD
*gets negative comments*
Attention Seeking girl: Edit: I just tried to make you guys laugh :(

by shinyr December 27, 2020

chill guy

the brown brian griffin with an unusually smug grin. he is, for whatever reason, associated with people who do not care about anything nor anyone.

his true name that most people ignore goes by "my new character"

chris griffin: BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
brian griffin with clothing: what do you mean? i'm just a really chill guy.
chris griffin: BRIAN-

by elsqued December 13, 2024