cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma August 26, 2014

liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God

Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024

pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.

Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.

by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023

Life

Something everyone can agree is the worst ting in your entire life.

Life is so meaningless with life in it

by Totally not a doofus April 28, 2021

Life

Doing what everybody in society does

Me: I hate my life

God: too bad ;)

by Daddy69 October 11, 2019

Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020