referenced from Sue Johanson  

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

referenced from Sue Johanson by jss26 June 2, 2008

Pulling a John 

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

Pulling a John by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Pulling a John 

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

Pulling a John by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012

i swanda john 

another way of saying “i swear to god”

I swanda john if you don’t get me an iced coffee i will block you on facebook.

i swanda john by Pineslap January 22, 2020

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion 

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion by Chebabyy February 8, 2021

crack den of saint john 

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.

You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks

crack den of saint john by Y2KBazo February 11, 2021

That Long John 

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

That Long John by datboi101lol March 1, 2021