jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009

jack thompson

meg's boyfriend...... and a very good father. too bad he moved so far away.

meghan went to see jack last night after justin went to bed.

by Meg D May 3, 2005

You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs

Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!

by Ray-Ray Floogle May 22, 2008