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John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.
"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"
by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025
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john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun
by doge7439286 February 24, 2025
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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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John

#9cmDick
Oh "lol" John, nice dick
by #18cm January 4, 2017
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75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.
Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?
by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025
mugGet the 75 Johnsmug.

John Krasinski

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."
by oldtinbox October 31, 2017
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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