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jack roller 

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
jack roller by wshad3 November 13, 2022

Jack Wang 

Slang term for leader of the Kool Kids Klan
The FBI went after Jack Wang for years, but they never got him.
Jack Wang by DinkyMcdungus November 13, 2022

Jack Yates 

the sexiest man on earth who pulls all the men
hey man did you see jack yates

yes he kidnapped me

Jack in the Ass 

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
Jack in the Ass by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

Jack Swafford 

He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.
Girl: Holy shit Jack Swafford! I am very social but your gonna make me shut up!
Jack Swafford by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

Jack Plaque 

A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.
Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
Jack Plaque by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022