big red thing

a word used to describe a GIANT COCK

do you have a big cock?

yes do you want to see my big red thing?

by shadeypiezz January 28, 2009

Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully

Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!

by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019

Nature's Red Bull

COCAINE!

"Damn Jake, i snorted some of nature's red bull and haven't slept in 2 days !"

by BurkaBoii August 13, 2018

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

Red headed stepchild

Noun/Adjective: When someone is extremely undesirable and irrelevant in a group. In some instances you can refer to objects as such.

Timothy: Dude Charlie is like the red headed stepchild of this hockey team.

Mark: Dude I know, I’m trying to go full send but he is always in the way

by John Martian November 29, 2017

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Red-Baron-Syndrome

When you burn your mouth because you couldn't wait for your oven pizza to cool down.

I burnt the roof of my mouth off when I got Red-Baron-Syndrome.

by Izzman June 28, 2013