Plum Butter

When you are having sex so vigorously that you churn the fanny juices into a butter with your balls

I was fucking Jane for so long that I churned her pussy juices into plum butter with just my balls

by Lousid July 22, 2025

Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose

Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Butlins Butter Bandit

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.

Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit

by Save the bacon August 12, 2025

Sow Butter

The thick vile pasty substance found between the thighs of large women.

Sally's office had an odd odor today, when she left for lunch I smelled her chair. It was clear the smell was from her sow butter.

by 2troubled August 24, 2025

Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Tibetan Butter Dance

When the mandem link up in a gaff after the shisha spot shuts and someone (usually Satti) brings out a 2kg Lurpak like it’s holy prasad. Next ting you know, Sunny’s slipping about in his socks, Deepa is bare chest doing downward dog, and Choda’s got more butter on his bunda than on naan bread. The “dance” bit is just everyone sliding, grinding, and trying not to mash their head on the radiator while chanting like it’s some tantric temple sesh.

Fam, last night was mad… we ended up doing the Tibetan Butter Dance at Choda's. Man’s living room still smells like ghee and shame.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025