John Katsel

A white peace of shit who dates 100s of girls and breaks up with them once they fuck

Charles: Wow, look at John Katsel, he already has a new girlfriend

by uhfe90hfo0hfo9ew0 May 4, 2022

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)

Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...

by giselle<33 December 2, 2021

John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021

John Bomb

You’ve heard of the A-Bomb, you’ve heard of the F-bomb, but have you heard of the John bomb? A John bomb is where a navy boy screams “you best move or I’m coming over ther to pack your stack!”

The navy used the John bomb to make the Russians flee

by The soltiness November 13, 2018

John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".

An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?

by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024