hey guys i'm back

i've finally returned to urban dictionary ever since last year. it's good to be back.

Everyone on YouTube: SHE'S A DISGUSTING WOMAN. let's hope she never returns.
Foxi Boxi: Hey guys I'm back!
Everyone on YouTube: OH GOD NO

by YTR76 October 21, 2022

Doing a guy

To take longer on a job then it should

Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy

by Derek96 April 17, 2024

Nice Guy

A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.

Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.

by JayMoolah March 21, 2022

guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.

You are are on definite guy status tonight.

by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022