by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
Get the Spider squirrel mug.A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
Get the Human Squirt Gun mug.What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
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Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
Get the Sausage squirt mug.A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
by Slug1 April 18, 2021
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