jordan's on a saturday

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

by orrchid August 2, 2008

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011

r.a.m.o.n.e.s.

a song by motorhead talking about the best punk band in the history of the world, the ramones

'misfits, twilight zone, R.A.M.O.N.E.S. R.A.M.O.N.E.S. Ramones!'

by gir_loves_poptart December 18, 2007

jack on

To instruct a fellow jackoff(n) to continue jacking off(v), despite himmerself's better logic.

To Bush,
Jack on, jackoff.

by Pillup March 23, 2006

on the tune

going out with someone you like but not yet in a relationship hence being 'on the tune'

Clara: Im on the tune with John
Steve: Awesome!

by JohnStar12345 April 9, 2009

are you shitting on my pancakes

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

all up on my jock

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.

"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)

by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004