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Kelp gods

All hail the kelp gods
by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021
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On god

An emphatic way for characterless joggers, mongrels, and degenerated white zoomers to sell their lies.
I never stole yo bike on god
by HELLO, NEIGH🅱️🅱️A October 29, 2021
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God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.
The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.
by Sheepii July 25, 2011
mugGet the God-piremug.

God

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.
"All praises to God!
by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020
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God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
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god smack

God smack or god smacked can be a term/s used to define a precise moment in time, specific event or circumstance which might be explained by the presence of an Omniscient, Ethereal, or Divine Power which has allegedly ordained said event.
That stranger appearing and pushing me out of the way of that speeding car was a god smack. (N)

I believe that was a god smack instant. (Adj)

Her coming into my life at that moment left me feeling god smacked. (Adj)
by Bre Wordie August 24, 2021
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We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.
Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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