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When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021
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can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021
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Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum
Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."
by BegFvag December 5, 2021
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stanley hudson the third

stanley hudson the third means tiger that bites and scraches hard but will be on your good side then switch and try to kill you
by WORD123456789WORD February 16, 2022
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Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022
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Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.
My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps
by Island Brooio June 17, 2022
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Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.
If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.
by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022
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