Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

Ape Slut

Ape Slut....

When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).

He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...

Why Gareth your Ape Slut has a lovely mane of hair

by Word Mouth March 26, 2020

Food smelly slut

A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food

Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

Snapchat slut

A slut that is only a slut on snapchat, and is the totally different than a slut in person.

That girl is such a snapchat slut, she talk to me on snapchat, but is too shy to talk to me in person.

by Harry daniel May 4, 2021

reverse slut

someone who sleeps with everyone but you

guy1: hey want to ride me?

girl: never!

guy2: whoa she's never turned down anyones dick.

guy1: what a reverse slut

by MuKeX May 2, 2014

slut high

When you are so turned on during a sexual act, you will do anything

I let them Rail me Eiffel Tower style, because I was in a Slut High.

by YOUWABITCH September 22, 2022

Slut's Creed

When a girl explains "I've been with a lot of guys... alot of guys... but I wouldn't change a thing because it made me the person I am today" in an attempt to not sound like a slut. Usually said by women with low self esteem and high body counts who have allowed themselves to be used repeatedly by shitty guys.

Here we go again....She gave me the slut's creed. I'm out.

by Shadowdiver January 12, 2024