John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

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john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

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John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.

“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”

by playboyxo January 15, 2024

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Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

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Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".

An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?

by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024

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