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Gay Tits

Also known as: Gay Titties

Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.

Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.

Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.

Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!

Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020
mugGet the Gay Titsmug.

Tit

A species of small to medium birds.

Or slang for breasts for some reason
Oo look John a marsh tit!
by Don’t Mess With Tremble >:( December 10, 2021
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Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.
Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!
by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020
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Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
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chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian
by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015
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Mungo tits

When a girls breasts are extremely large and perky
Me: Dude did u see the new girl at school today
You: you mean the short one with mungo tits
Me: yeah man those things are HUGE!
by Tide_manzz August 4, 2019
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Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults
girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"
by fantacular March 22, 2012
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