A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
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The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual
it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.
it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.
On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.
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Back back woman, I’m a master at karate
Then she said, (Show me, zaddy)
Ight, imma head out”
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Then she said, (Show me, zaddy)
Ight, imma head out”
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